some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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