around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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