my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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