Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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