Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Pooping to opera.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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