is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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