HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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