Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Randomize