I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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