we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
All the doctor said was why
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