Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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