We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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