If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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