so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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