This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?