the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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