Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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