Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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