Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Fuck appropriateness.
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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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