It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Your cock deserves a montage
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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