and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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