i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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