butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Welp...herpes.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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