what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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