evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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