I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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