even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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