I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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