why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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