I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.