My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.