I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
