that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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