yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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