Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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