did you get engaged???
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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