If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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