God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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