i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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