Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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