i just had sex bonerless
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
wow bdsm is so cute
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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