I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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