Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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