Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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