I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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