I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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