i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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