i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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