I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
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I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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