You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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