Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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Have fun and good luck.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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