I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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