i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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